Before, we proceed let’s recall the meaning of INSANE:
- Insanity: Insane and craziness are two words of the same kind. It is a type an outrageous performance which is often labeled as insane. In the modern age, insanity is most commonly characterized as an unscientific term or mental instability.
We have done a lot of research work in collecting the most insane ways of promoting our website. Therefore, all ways are unique in their own department. Guys fasten your seat belts because we are up and ready for an outrageous roller-coaster ride.
5 Insane Ways of Promoting Your Website Effectively:
Wall Chalking :
A local Pakistani method of promoting your products is wall chalking. Now some people would be thinking what does the term Wall Chalking means? It is a type of advertisement (poster) that people paste on the walls of different bus stops and the empty walls near their street. The advertising could be done with the help of Posters or via sketching advertisements on the walls. Those who are living in ASIA can easily make use of this technique absolutely free of cost. However, people living in Europe, USA or Middle East might have to pay a fine for wall chalking so try it at your own risk. Welcome to the insane blogging.
Public Toilets :
Ah! Public toilets are not only meant for passing out the wear and tear. If we run the houses of our brains then, it is the freakiest way of promoting the website. If anyone is hesitating or feeling shame then, he should not because out of every 10 Toilets we would find at least 5 toilets fill with most bizarre jokes, quotations and even phone numbers. Therefore, do not shy or hesitate to use them for marking, promoting and whatever stuff according to the desire needs.
School, College Whiteboards :
Yes, we can even use our schools and colleges for promotion. Amazed? Let me show you how. Every school/college has a Classroom. In the classroom, we usually have white/black boards. Now, all we have to do is to write the Website URL on the board of the Classroom with BIG BOLD letters so children sitting at the last bench could easily read it. Now it depends upon your creativity that how well you present your website. Try to reach early at your desired institutes and filled the classroom’s board with your creativity.
Sandy Cars/Vehicles :
Anyone remember, in childhood we use to write on the dusty mirrors of a Car. Since, the mirrors of cars often get dusty. Therefore, it gets a lot hell easier to write on them. Those people who live near a parking lot then they have the chance to make use of it. Go to the Parking lot and look around for the dirtiest car (filled with dust and sand). Just write your BLOG URL, name and whatever you like. Now, wherever that car would travel it would endorse your site free of cost until the car owner cleans up the mess which you have made.
Shouting on Streets :
This may look bizerk, but it is the most prominent way of promotion. Yup it needs lots of guts. However, it is the cheapest way to divert people’s attention towards your site/product. Try to select the most Crowdy area near your home, connect a loud speaker and start shouting about your site. People may not divert towards you until or unless your way of presentation is good enough. May be a small act or a concert would be ideal for promotion. Do try it out.
From The Editor's Desk:
So how's the insane promotional Tactics? We are damn sure none of t you would have ever thought about it. However, now stop promoting your site online and try to utilize these tactics. These ways are very much limited because one cannot match others imagination. Try out some ways, and do comment about the response that you revived Don't forget to leave your Insane way of promotion. Take care till then, Peace, Blessings and Happy promoting.
About the Editorial Team
The Editorial Team of MyBloggerLab consists of a group of Professional Blogger geeks Led by Syed Faizan Ali (Founder of MyBloggerLab).
25 comments
Lol. This Advertising ideas are totally insane :)
Wow... free and very funny ways to promote the blog.
lol verry funny. Am from nigeria I need traffic on my blog.. Pls any help?
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Oe ik or method bhi hai, write on public bath doors! boht kuch likha hota ha logon ne udhr :P
hahahaha, i cant stop laughing ! gr8 insane ways ,but not applicable for everywhere!
lol really seems insane
oh hell! Thats actually meant for pirate sites!!!!!! :P Why do this when we have SEO?
Nice Sharing Keep it Up
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These are the most craziest ways i have ever seen.But really like this post.
here are a few more insane ideas:
1) while travelling in bus or mini bus write your website name (like mine is www.pollutionpollution.com) on the backside of the backseat that is infront of you
2) going into an office write the name of your site in addition to your name at the entry register
3) if you have a latest mobile develop tag line in each of your sent message as your website name
4) Grab the chance of free message service on valentine day or on other occasions in local newspapers that do offer such service. Here instead of writing (for example) www.sarmayakar.com just write sarmayakar dot com otherwise they wont publish it
5) If you travel in train don't miss the chance to write behind your seat or at the top of the side window
BUT NEVER NEVER WRITE THE NAME OF YOUR WEBSITE (for example www.idealnichecompany.com)IN PUBLIC TOILETS BECAUSE THERE PEOPLE WON'T FORGET TO ADD A TAG AFTER IT AND IT WOULD NOT BE A DECENT ONE lol
LOL, Awesome one. I would also Include them in the Article :)
Thanks for the Suggestion. We would also add that in out LIST :)
LOL-post...
All ways related with 2000 years before B.C.!
Its Really insane, syedbhai .... People can go to such awkwardness...i couldn't imagine .. by the way this is my first post in the blogosphere ..
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Do comment..!
Hi Syd, I want to know which languages and scripting should i learn so that i can pe a master in BLOGGER..And also tell me the books for CSS And Java Scripting...I am confused when i go to book depot.
And YOu are a pro. webmaster and you have a great knowledge..
Well, Google is your Book. :) I Always use it to learn things.
Select Few Blogs, and try to read the whole content. IT would help you to grow your Blogging Skills.
You should Learn CSS, HTML and JavaScript.
Hope that Helps. Peace
hi syed....i have a problem... the VERTICAL SOCIAL SHARING FLOATING BAR which i added on my site , like count are not correct ... Can you tell me how to add a HORIZONTAL FLOATING SOCIAL SHARING BAR ..
PLEASE REPLY :d
Yap, Get the Horizontal Social Bar from Here. Peace
http://www.mybloggerlab.com/2012/08/floating-social-sharing-horizontal-bar.html
ha ha ha ha @Syed. it is very funny promotion tips. I like your this tips "Shouting on Streets".. it is Awesome :)
Regards
Rahul Kashyap
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Nice work buddy really helpful info..
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very helpful ....
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Lolx :) Really nice & insane tips for site promotion that take no time nor money for promoting your site.
I really like it :)
Lol. This Advertising ideas are totally insane :)
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I cant believe i never thought of these. I'll tr them now.
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